F**k, Now There Are Two of You

by Adam Mansbach
$17.99

Publisher: The Text Publishing Company

Publication Date: October 01, 2019

ISBN: 9781922268341

Binding: Hardback

Availability: 7-14 Days

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Parents-new, old, expectant-of multiple children already knew the answer and Adam discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart. F**k, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling. Gorgeously illustrated and full of unspoken sentiments channelled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, F**k, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, maths-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.