Crap Jokes

Wet Yourself Laughing with the Ultimate Joke Book
by Jonathan Swan

Publisher: Ebury Publishing

Publication Date: August 16, 2018

ISBN: 9781473562271

Binding: Kobo eBook

Availability: eBook

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What happened when the human cannonball was late for work?

He got fired!

Enjoy this and hundreds of other jokes and one-liners so crap they may make you cringe – but at least they’ll keep you entertained on the toilet.

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato!

What’s the funniest fruit?

A pun-net of strawberries!

Why did the genie go to a psychiatrists?

His emotions were all bottled up.

You’re stuck on the loo, you may as well have a laugh.