Yacht Were You Thinking?

An A-Z of Boat Names Good and Bad
by Jonathan Eyers
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Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Publication Date: August 24, 2017

ISBN: 9781472944382

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Naming a boat is as personal as naming a baby (even if few male skippers would risk telling the wife that). The culmination of many years of dreaming and penny pinching, the purchase of a boat of any size is a huge event for any sailor, and with that comes serious naming pressure. Many boatowners have a secret fear that someone else got their brilliantly original name first – or ruined it forever by reducing its reputation to snigger-worthy opprobrium. Sometimes it's so difficult to name a boat that skippers are desperate enough to ask the sorts of people who think Boaty McBoatface would be a good choice…

The perfect gift for any skipper or would-be skipper, and featuring hundreds of common and uncommon names, this entertaining little book will answer perhaps the most important question new owners should ask themselves: what will this name say about me? And as everyone knows, once you've named a boat, you never ever change it, so it also answers the question: what is my boat name saying about me right now?

Names will be categorised (and listed alphabetically within these chapters) as to:
- Populist (helpfully yacht insurers release ranked lists of popular names each year, which has revealed some very interesting trends)
- Don't Even Go There (they might be uncommon these days, but sometimes there's a good reason for that)
- Pun Intended (some reveal a classic wit, others reveal just how many desperate unfunny dullards there are sailing around in yachts called Seas the Day)
- A Bit of Pedigree (good names – but probably too classy for you to get away with copying them)
- Common as Muck (bad names – Moondancer, Wave Catcher and others that sound like names from a bad children's novel: where they come from, why they're bad, and how to avoid inventing another)
- Too Much Information (why using a boat to celebrate a bonus/retirement/divorce/second wife tends to ...