Publisher: Sarah Jayne Brewster
Series: Disaster Coworkers
Publication Date: May 11, 2015
Binding: Kobo eBook
My name is Sarah. I work in a small office. I call the business Stuff, Installed because we sell stuff and then we install it. I'm the CSA, the Customer Service Associate. That means when someone isn't happy with the stuff we install, I have to talk to them on the phone long enough to make them happy again. I hate my job.
The only thing that keeps me from quitting, besides my insane need to eat every day and have a place to sleep is this: The only other woman in the office is an unintentionally hilarious disaster of an employee. Every work day I witness and chronicle her complete lack of social awareness, her non-stop snacking, and her skewed concept of a work ethic.
I call her Elsie W.
What you are about to read is true. Only the names and locations have been changed to project the innocent, namely me.
I hope you enjoy this book. I hope you tell your friends, neighbors, relatives, people at the grocery store, you pastor or priest, your soccer mom friends, and your book club about this book. If I sell enough copies, I won't have to work in an office that smells like microwaved trout.
Oh, what a wonderful day that will be!